i know i havent been very good at keeping up with my LJ and a state of the union update is well over due, but i really dont feel like doing it right now. so instead ill give u a strange dream my friend, brian, had about me.
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brain and I are working in the music department of Barnes and Noble one and the day goes along like any other, weird and creepy customers abound, and we stand around with nothing really to do. as the dream continues i leave for some unexplained reason and moments later the stores PA systems rings and an announcement is made... by me
"Attention all customers, a set of cougar tracks have been found outside the store and we have yet to locate the animal. please remain calm and do not panic....thank you and have a nice day"
several people begin to panic as i walk back into the music department
"this should give us some entertainment... for alittle while at least"
we spend the rest of the day watching people freak out due to the announcement
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now i find this strange not only because another friend of mine had done something similar to this except he merely said "Attention everyone....PENIS... that is all" and then he quit. but that i have always wanted to make a ridiculous PA annoucement for the sole purpose of trying to get people to panic
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brain and I are working in the music department of Barnes and Noble one and the day goes along like any other, weird and creepy customers abound, and we stand around with nothing really to do. as the dream continues i leave for some unexplained reason and moments later the stores PA systems rings and an announcement is made... by me
"Attention all customers, a set of cougar tracks have been found outside the store and we have yet to locate the animal. please remain calm and do not panic....thank you and have a nice day"
several people begin to panic as i walk back into the music department
"this should give us some entertainment... for alittle while at least"
we spend the rest of the day watching people freak out due to the announcement
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now i find this strange not only because another friend of mine had done something similar to this except he merely said "Attention everyone....PENIS... that is all" and then he quit. but that i have always wanted to make a ridiculous PA annoucement for the sole purpose of trying to get people to panic
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